Author : M SHAKUR Category : African Stories & Novels
da kwalakwalan idanunta irin waye zai bari kasakeyi dinan, daukekai yayi yatashi dagakan dadduman yacire jallabiyan ya yar sanan yaduko daukanta chak yayi yasata ajikinshi yana kallon yar t-shirt dinshi da ita kadaice ajikinta dayasaka mata, murya chan kasa yace "nikikema rashin kunya"? Murgudamai baki tayi hakan yasa yawani tashi yafada gado rikeda ita yace "let's do this baby, I want to make u preggy" baiwani jira mezatace ba yafara dan wlh he's so horny yakasa manta how the place tastes, he makesure yauya shigeta tastas duk uban damben dasukasha sanan yafara ramming nata ita kuka shi kuka saida aka kira sallan azahar sanan tasamu yay cuming, shi kanshi mamaki yake yanda baya kawowa da wuri, deep down kuma abin dadi yamai sosai.
Bayi yadauketa sukaje yamata wanka yagasata, ajiyan zuciya kawai take saukewa idanunta sun kumbura sosai, yanzu shikenan Tobi yasadu da ita, innalillahi idan tai cikifa mezata gayama su Granny, fitoda ita yayi sukai salla tana daga zaune, yay maganan duniya taki kulashi, tashi yayi ya chanza zanin gadon babu jini saidai ruwansu daya bata yasaka sabo da kyar sanan yadawo ya dauketa ya kwantar da ita ahankali, yafita yasauka falo, tea yahada cup biyu, sanan yadauko sachet na paracetamol yasa a tray din yahayo sama ahankali yanajin ciwon kai sosai, shigowa yayi ya ijye yadagota, fashemai da kuka tayi, rungumeta yayi yayi shiru yama kasa cemata komi shima yasan bai kyautaba toyaya zaiyi, saida yasamu tai shiru sanan yabata tea dinta tasha yabata paracetamol tasha sanan yasata ajikinshi shima yasha yasha maganin, suka zauna ahanka yana bubbuga mata baya hartai bacci, kwantar da ita yayi, yana kallon wayanta dake haske, lullubeta yayi da bargo sanan yatashi ahankali ganin tayi baccin kanshi naciwo sosai yakarasa yadauki wayan ganin Maryam ce yasa yafice daga dakin yazauna akan kujeran nan falon sama sanan yay dailing number ta ringing daya tadauka tace "haba yan mata baza'a daga wayata bane"? Dan gyaran murya yayi hakan yasa akunyace tace "Oh God, Ya Tobi good morning" anatse cikin kasaita irin na yaran sarkin nan yace "how you Maryam"? Cikeda jin dadi tace "am fine, plsss where is Zara" kaman bazaiyi magana ba sanan yace "sleeping" baki Maryam ta taushe gudun karyaji karan dariyan dazatayi, sanan ahankali kaman wanda baison yin magana yace "do you have any test dis week"? Hadiye dariyan tayi tace "no mungama all tests dinmu, bamuda any test dis week, lectures din damukedashi ma revisions ne, next week kawai zamu fara exam" gyadamata kai yayi yace "thank you Maryam, please arrange her books, I will send my driver over ya karbi all her books so dat she will read, she's not coming back sai Sunday, thanks" ya katse wayan.
DISASTROUS LOVE IS 500 NOT A FREE BOOK
7/20/21, 10:27 PM - My Mtn Number: 7️⃣8️⃣ & 7️⃣9️⃣
Wani kalan ihu Maryam tasaki da dariyan mugunta tace "sunanki sorry Zara, Allah kawo babies masu albarka, amman wanan miji naki anyi dan duniya" tashiga dariya sanan ta tashi tasauki jakanta tana hadamata litatafanta tas da handouts sanan takoma tacigaba da abinda take, around 4 wani number yakirata yace mata direba ne tafita tabashi tadawo ciki.
Duk rigiman da Zara taida Tobi bai barta takoma school ba, ita farama kallon mugu takemai, kaman zai zare akanta, kobayi zata da kyar yake iya fita yabarta, wani azababben so yakemata kaman zai zauce, gashi kona rana daya bai bari tahuta ba, kullu yaumin saiyay sex da ita, yana gamawa yabata magungunan dayaje yasayo mata da kanshi sanan yagasata, ita kanta haushin kanta takeji dazaran yafara romancing nata barinma yafara taba mata boobs shikenan yagama da ita, zai yazo sex ne saita fara kuka bataso shikuma alokacin ne baya iya controlling kanshi shima saiya sakan mata kukan yayi, gashi yana dadewa bai kawo dawuri ba, kodan sabida bayacin sugarne oho, but ita kanta tasan her husband na man.
Zaune suke dukansu abayan mota, direba natukasu, idanunta har fadawa ciki sukayi sabida wahalan datasha kwana biyun nan a hannun Tobi har addu'a take suyi sukai school itadai tasan daga rana irin tayau bazata sake binshi su koma gidanshi ba, ahankali taji yakama hannunta, dagokai tayi saikuma ta turomai baki, dan murmushi yayi ahankali yajawota jikinshi yace "come here little baby" sata yayi ajikinshi itama tai lamooo kaman wata yar yarinyar, bakinshi yakai saitin kunnenta sabida kar ajisu murya chan kasa yace "I am sorry Zara, I know I promise bazan miki komi this morning ba but nakasa, Zara idan naganki nikawai saina dinga sha'awanki, girl u are sweet! If there's something morethan sweet is you, Zara you are my everything, and I promise to be yours forever okay wife" gyadamai kai tayi ahankali, yakara kankameta ajikinshi yace "idan nai dropping naki a school sainaje nagaida su Granny, zance musu tun bayan birthday naki nakoma saiyau nashigo dannai wishing naki exam success, yau dinan kuma zan koma, so don't worry babu wanda zaisan u are with me" dagokai tayi ta kalleshi da sauri dan abinda tafi tsoro kenan, wani irin cute smile yamata yana ganin asalin yarintarta sanan yace "I promise I will say that, nobody will know that we have sex" daukekai tayida sauri dan yafara bata kunyan, dan dariya yayi yakamo kanta yajuyo da ita yace "I promise, I will not tell anyone yanda kikemin ihun dadi when am giving you head ba, squirting on my face" jitayi zata nitse akasa batasa lokacin datakaimai duka akirjiba tace "stopppp is a lie" dariya sosai yayi ganin yasa tafaramai magana yace "oh haka kikace, bari kigama exam nakamaki I will makesure i record how you use to scream for me" saikuma yashiga yimata murya irin nata yana kallonta. "Ya Tobi uhmmm, sweet Ya Tobi don't stop" taushe kunnuwanta tayi tana dariya sosai tana dukanshi irin mara zafin nan yana dariya kana ganinsu kaga mutanen dakeson junansu over, ganin tana neman fashemai da kuka yace "okay okay sorry to nadena, come here" yasake jawota jikinshi, shiga tayi ahankali, hannunshi yatura tacikin hijabi yadaura kan boobs dinta murya chan kasa yace "I will miss this" dan murmushi tayi kaman bazatai magana ba tace "my boobs are not going to miss u, they will rest" kaman zaiyi kuka yawani matse boobs din dayasa ta lumshe ido dasauri tareda cizan lips, hakan yace "this is a sign that they will miss me, bakiga yanda nasama suka kara girma ba, kinga yanda kikai kyau kikai fresh kuwa, I have a very very good sperm, even raman nan is because u are lazy ne but bari agama exam I will train you, 5 course sex each day" zatai magana taga sunyi parking agaban hostel dinsu, da sauri tafita daga jikinshi har wani ijiyan zuciya tasauke tana murmushi tadauki jakanta tagoya hartasa hannu zata bude kofan saitkuma tajuyo da sauri hada ido sukayi kawao taga idanunshi sunyi jajir kaman bashine suke hiraba yanzun nan yana tsokananta, hakanan kuma saitaji jikinta yay sanyi sosai, ahankali tamatso kusada shi, dan murmushi tayi takama hannunshi tarike saikuma tahau kan laps dinshi tace "what is it"? Shiru yayi yamata kuri yana kallonta, sosai taji tadamu damuwan datama kasa boyeba, murya chan kasa tace "you don't want me to go"? Gyadamata kai yayi ahankali, cuping face nashi tayi tace "is just two weeks exam, and we will always talk on phone okay, please cheer up and smile" murya chan kasa yace "you don't love me Zara!" Jitayi gabanta yafadi, ahankali yace "you are happy kindawo school, and u are happy u are leaving me all alone" da sauri ta girgixamai kai bakinta na rawa sosai, kirjinta nabugawa, kokarin fitoda magana take tama kasa kawai jitayi tafara kissing nashi kaman shima jira yake yana maidamata da martani Allah yasosu motarsu tinted ce, almost 5min sukayi ahaka shida kanshi yasaki lips dinta yana mata smile yace "go, I love you" ahankali tace "I love you too" fitowa yayi yazagayo yabude mata tafito ahankali tana kallonshi kaman yanda yake kallonta, ganin yanda tayi yasa yakakalo murmushi yadaga mata hannu dan kaman ya kurma ihu yakeji, yagaji da school dinan he just want his wife ma kanshi abeg, kaman yahanata exam dinan yakeji yadauketa kawai yatafida ita wani kasar suje honeymoon, saida yaga tashiga hostel sanan yakoma cikin mota da sauri dan wani zazzabi zazzabi ma yaji yanaji.
Ahankali tabude kofar dakinsu tana tafiya ahankali dan har yanzu bata dawo daidaiba barinma da safen nan dayayi, kaman daga sama Maryam taganta wani irin ihu tayi ta tashi dagudu ta rungumeta. "Oyoyo Matar Tobi" dan murmushi takakalo tama kasa magana dan wani kunyan Maryam din taji tanaji, ganin haka yasa Maryam tace "nikuma kike kunya Zara, lallai, kingama amarci abinki kin manta dani kodan flashing bakimin shine kuma yanzu kukejin kunya na" ta kwashw da dariya, turobaki Zara tayi tace "dalla chan" tawuce taje tazauna Maryam tabi tafiyarta da kallo tace "ayiriri, Allah yakawo ciki muzo suna" zaro idanu Zara tayi ta kalli Maryam din data daukekai kaman ba itane tai maganan ba, itakuma Zara tai shiru takasa cewa komi, Maryam tace "nidai shirya kizo muyi karatu, dan Allah zan miki dan nasan babu karatun dakikayi awajen mijinki" murmushi tayi tasake dauke kai ta chanza kaya tazo suka fara karatu abunzu.
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Tsawon two weeks tadauka tana rubuta final exam, sanan sukazo tai license exam, tazo tai defense, sanan Granny batabari tabata lokaci ba, sukazo sunema suka tayata aka tattare kayanta tsaf aka komarda ita gida itama Maryam tatafi bayan tamata alkawari zatazo bikinta.
Tobima dolenshi yakoma Lagos office yana aiki, Granny takanta takirashi tace yarinya tagama exam baya kara zuwa ya ganta kuma sai biki, da akai fixing daye 1st of October, nan fa shirye shirye yakama daga both houses biki na yaran manya. Zara ko tanashan gyara bana wasaba, dan wata mata aka daukomata, ashema all those gyaran da Granny kemata ba gyara bane sai yanzu aka fara, kullum ta tuna abu ya shiga tsakaninta da Tobi sai gabanta yafadi tana addu'a Allah yasa batadauki cikiba dan batasan yaya zata kalle su Granny ba, babu wanda yasan yana daukota daga makaranta yakaita gidanshi, birthday dintane kawai shima saida yanemi izini wajen Granny kuma yagayamata aranan ya maidata bayan su Rahma sun tafi. Kullum koda yaushe suna makale da Tobi awaya, yamata kuka yafi akirga kan zaizo shi he's missing her he wants sex he's horny, wace tsiyace saidai ta lallabashi tabashi hakuri tagayamai koyazo Granny baxata barsu sufita ba wlh, bazaima ganta ba, haka sukeyi a al'adan hausa, yaytajin haushi.
Wasa wasa yau duka, duka saura kwana takwas bikinsu, tunjiya da yamma takejin zazzabi sosai, koda Granny ta tambayeta menene tace kanta keciwo, dadai Granny taga kan ba sauki yasa tabata paracetamol tasha sanan tasata taje ta kwanta haka ta kwanta ko sallan magrib batayiba balle azkar wanda bata wasa dashi safe da yamma, ahaka bacci yay awon gabada ita sosai maikuma nauyin gaske.
Misalin karfe ukun dare kaman an mintsileta tafarka ta hanyar bude idanunta kadan kaman amafarki taga blue 🦋 butterfly na yawo, karasa bude idanuwanta tayi dake cikeda bacci tabi butterfly din da kallo, kafin taga ahankali yasauka kan hannunta ya zauna, da sauri tawani irin zabura tatashi zaune tana kara watsakewa daga baccin da kyau ta kakkabar da hannun saikuma bataga butterfly dinba, sauka tayi daga kan gadon tanabin ko'ina da kallo amman bataga butterfly dinba, saikuma tasake kallon hannun daya sauka akai, wani kalan siririn hayaki taga yatashi daga hannunta saikuma yabace bat, dan ware idanu tayi saikuma ta lumshe ido tareda budewa tai hamma ahankali sanan tawuce bayi jin tanajin fitsari dan gani tayi kaman idanunta ne kemata gizo sabida bacci, fitsari tayi tadauro alwala tafito tazo tai sallan magrib, da isha'i tana zaune kan dadduman kawai taji tana wani irin jin haushi da kunci data rasa name namenene,.
Tanadai kan dadduman haka ta lallaba har aka tada asuba ta tashi tai sallan sanan ta tashi tacire hijabi tayar tafito tai kitchen awani irin mugun zafafe dajin haushi, kayan abinci tashiga store tajido tafara kokarin hada girki ko girkin zaisa taji tadenajin kuncin nan aranta amman ina takasa, sai buge bugen tukwane take da kwanuka, tana tsaki sosai.
Bude kofa akayi aka shigo hakan yasa tajuyo idanu biyu sukayi da Granny, Granny tace "lafiya kiketa buge buge Zara da tsaki menene"? Wani kallo tama Granny sanan tace "abinda idanunki yagane miki" wani irin zaro idanu Granny tayi saikuma ta kalleta kodai bataji abinda Zara tacemata da kyau bane, tukunyar hannunta dake cikeda wankakken doya Zara tawani kabar dashi kan gas din tai ihu sosai. "I hate you" sanan tawuce tabi tagefen Granny hartana bangaje Granny tawuce tafita, da sauri Granny tai wajen gas din takashe komi tana salati aranta, irin lafiya kuwa.
Daki tawuce azafaffe zabi da kunci datakeji aranta yanasa tanaji kaman tai hauka, ita kanta kokarin fighting abun take takasa, bayi tashiga ita dabata taba wanka da ruwam sanyi ba, budema kanta ruwan sanyin shower tayi tai kara ruwan na saukan mata tundaga kanta har zuwa kafafunta but still zuciyanta baya mata dadi, hakan yasa taja towel tadaura tafito taciro kaya simple doguwan rigan atampa tasaka tazo ta zauna, wayanta dake ringing yasa ta kalla, ganin Zatob ke kiranta yasa taji wani mugun bakin ciki dayamafi nada, dauke kai tayi bata kara kallon wayan ba, saikuma ta kabarda wayan akasa ta kwanta kan gado ta lullube kanta, saikuma tafashe da kuka sosai she's running insane ga karan ringing tone din yacika mata kunne, ganin wayan yaki dena ringing yasa ta dauki wayan tafito daga dakinta fuuuu babuko dan kwali da sauri Granny ta tashi tace "ke Zara ina zaki ahaka" dan Zara bata taba fita waje babu dan kwali ba, flat din su Dady da Mum tashiga, Amna data ga Zara tatasp da gudu zata rungumeta wani irin tureta Zara tayi Amna tafadi akasa.
Tai cikin dakin zuwa dinning inda daga Mum har Dad ke kallonta ganin yanda ta ture Zara ga granny biyeda ita, gaban Dady ta tsaya direct tamika mai wayanta dake ringing cikeda rashin kunya tace "ai kaine ka auramin wanan mutumin dake kirana ko, toga waya nan kadauki kiran nan kacemai karya sake yasake kirana, sanan kace ya aiko maka da sakina, bana sonshi bana kaunarshi kuma wlh yabari nasashi a idona saina chaka mai wuka yamutu, kanajina ko" duka dakin kallonta suke, shi Dady ma zai iya cewa baitaba ganin kwayar idanun yarinyar ba saiyau, dan koda yaushe kanta akasa cikeda girmamawa take gaidashi.
Da sauri Granny tazo wajen fizgota tayi tace "ke Zara whats wrong with you? Kinsan mekike fadi kuwa" wani kallo tama Granny tace "kin dauka na haukacene? Cewa nayi na tsani mutumin nan, kuma ku kirashi kuraba auren nan dakune kuka hada inba hakaba zanbaku mamaki wlh, saina hanaku xaman lafiya agidan nan, nabaku awa biyu kacal kuraba auren mu kokuma wlh wlh saikun kama baki nafara muku abinda zan muku, ga wayan nan" tawani irin ijiye wayan awurin tawuce tafita daga dakin fuuuu hartana bangaje Granny, kallon Granny Dady yayi yace "is this how this girl is ko something happen to her ne"? Da sauri Granny tace "wani irin is this how this girl is? Zara da ko hannu kasamata abaki bazata cijaba, kodai sun sami matsala da Tajudeen dinne" daidai Tobi nasake kiran wayan dauka Granny tayi kafinma Tobi yay magana tace "Tajudeen kuna fada da Zara ne" "Grannnnyyyy" yafadi sounding so excited to hear from Granny, but jin tambayan datamai yasa gabanshi yafadi dasauri yace "no Granny, we are good, where is my wife Granny" anatse Granny tace "i will call you back" takatse wayan takalli su Mum, Mum tace "fadasukeyi ne"? Girgizamata kai Granny tayi tace "ba fadan dasukeyi kinmaji dadin dayaji dayaji muryana" Mum ce tace "aiko fadama sukeyi it will not make her act this way ai" anatse Dad yace "Yaya da Family na hanyan sunma kusa kawowa Abuja, you guys should talk to her, bari nafita zamu shigo tareda su Yaya" yana maganan yawuce yafice ranshi namai badadi.
Granny ta kalli Mum tace "kodai Aljanu sun shigeta a school ne" dan dariya Mum tayi tace "haba Granny, wani aljanu kuma, yarinyar mai azkar da karatun Qur'ani, wani abune dai, I will talk to her bari nasa yan aiki su daura abinci awuta, amman ai banma taba ganin fushin Zara ba, ballema masifarta" gyadamata kai Granny tayi takasa tsaye takasa zaune har ranta tanaji something is going on, fitowa Mum tayi ganin Granny, na wajen har lokacin tsaye yasa tace "Granny kina tsaye har yanzu, karki damu muje kiga" binta kawai Granny tayi tawuce suka fitadaga side din sukabar Amna ita kadai zaune afalon tana kallon cartoon.
Bude kofa sukayi suka shiga flat din Granny, Zara suka gani zaune kan kujera sai uban zufa tayike ranta amugun bace fuskanta Yaya sosai duk uban AC dakin, ba Granny kadaiba har Mum saida gabansu yafadi, da sauri Granny takarasa kusada ita tace "Zara wai kodai zazzabin ne tun ciwon kan dakikayi jiya wanan zufa dakike yi na lafiya ne iyye jibeki"? Cikin fushi tace "zufan danakeyi ba matsalanki bace" zaro ido Granny tayi tana kallonta, cikeda masifa da ihu tace "kungayamai bani aurenshi kun raba auren dakuka hada"? Wanan karan kasa magana Granny tayi sai salati data fara, Mum ce tace "Zara are you okay kuwa? Tayaya za'a raba aurenki da Tobi dakike s......" wani ihu tayi tace "karki kara hadani da mutumin nan, karki kara kiramin sunanshi akunne na nagaya miki, karki kara, na tsaneshi na tsaneshi nace na tsaneshi" tai maganan tana tashi daga kan kujeran tana ihu sosai tai wajen TV dake kan stand batai wata wataba taja TV sai kasa tana ihu ta tsaneshi, da sauri Mum tadaga Granny tana salati suna kallon yanda Zara ke hauka, dinning tayi tana ihu ta tsaneshi duka kuloli da plate dake kan wajen ta shiga watsosu kasa suna tsalle suna breaking jikake rukuku karan fashewan glass hakan yasa da sauri Mum tabude kofa taja Granny suka fice daidai ana bude gate din gidansu manya manyan motoci suka shigo irin Family car, Dr Imam ke tukin sai babanshi adayan bangaren gaban, Mamanshi da kannenshi na baya, saikuma motar Dady.
Fashewa da kuka sosai Granny tayi dayasa
