Author : M SHAKUR Category : African Stories & Novels
tray din fitowa daga kitchen din tayi tamaida kofan tarufe da hannu daya sanan tafito falo ga mamakinta ganinshi tayi zaune a falon yana sanye da farin singlet da boxer ya kishingida akujera ya sanya headphone yana sauraran wakan BTS ya lumshe idanu, kallo daya tamai ta sauke kanta kasa dan tunda take bata taba ganinshi da kananun kaya hakaba, koya tashi daga bacci kanta akasa so bata taba ganinshi ba, karasawa inda yake zaune tayi, jin alamun tafiya yasa yabude idanunshi ahankali, ganin abinda take xaune dashi yasa yadan bude ido ahankali tasauke tray din kusadashi, da sauri ya dauki jar din dashi baimasan yanada shi ba to saunawa ma yake shiga kitchen din baiyi watawataba yakai smoothie bakinshi yasha da straw sanan ya kalleta yace "My Lord Boy u are a pro at creating all this stuff, whats this that taste yum"? Murmushi tayi jin yayabeta shikuma ya tsaya yana kallon dimples dinta da fararen hakoranta ahankali tace "pineapple, coconut and banana smoothie, da little lemon juice, it is good for you, you will stop getting sick" shiru yayi yana kallon yaron saikuma ahankali yakira sunanshi da ayanzu shine abinda yake kiranshi dashi hakan yasa kowama na gidan Boy yake cemata dan ita kadaice karaman yar aiki agida. "Boy" dago kanta tayi ta kalleshi, gefenshi yanuna mata yace "come here" kasa cemai a'a tayi takuma kasa zuwa ganin babu kaya ajikinshi sai kawai ta tsugunna a inda take tsaye tai kneeling ahankali tace "thank you Sir" dan murmushi yayi kaman bashine ranshi abace ba yakara daga jar din ya kalla sanan yace "I love this, thank you Boy". Murmushi sosai tayi jin yagode mata tanemi waje tai xamanta.
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Kwanaki nata tafiya shiru Babanta, bata ganshi kullum sarai take zataji ance tazo babanta yazo yabiya kudi amman shiru, ko addu'an datakeyi ne Allah yaji tausayinta, kusan batada matsala da kowa agidan in banda yayyin prince din, duk randa aiki bai riketa ba saitaje wajen Waziri tafadamai komi dayayi wanda baya wuce game, kallo da sauransu, ita kanta yakan bata tausayi yanda akai cage yaron agida, ranan dayakamata yay tafiya Saudi zuwa match din dazai buga dudda batajin yarbanshi but tasan bakaramin bala'i yayi da iyayenshi saida yay kwana uku bata sakashi a ido ba ranan dazata ganshi yace akawoshi yamai aiki taga yarame, saiya zamto ma yarage mata magana, yarage murmushi yarage komi, baimason hayaniya, yana kwance, har Anty Ayobami saida tazo ta lallsheshi idanunshi sukai jajir, itama Ayobami idanunta sukai ja tana mugun son kaninta amman tace ya yakuri sugani nan da bayan kwana hamsin din sugani yace yaji.
Yaune kwana hamsin yacika, yaune kuma yakama watanta uku da kwana ashirin da hudu agidan, Allah narufa mata asiri koda wasa ba'a taba gane mace bane, watan daya wuce tayi ciwon mara, dan arana na uku magungunan ta suka kare amman ta dage ta daure taki nuna tana ciwo tunda ciwon yaragu daman, amman wanan watan tunda aka shiga ashirin gabanta ke faduwa tana tsoro Allah yarufa mata asiri batason tai ciwo, gawani irin zazzabi zazzabi takeji this days da ciwon kirji dan cikin yan kwanakin nan da rana takan dawo dakinta tarufe kofa ta kwance silkin kirjinta sabida kirjinta yahuta, asalin kirjinta namata ciwo sanan nonuwan namata ciwo bana wasaba suma daurewa kawai take take komi, dan babu abinda takejin dadin shi ayanzu aduniyan nan.
Yau tunkafin boka yazo Mum, Dad, da Otun ke zaune afalo suna jiran zuwanshi, bakwai daidai ya shigo ya zauna suka gaidashi, Waziri yace "yaya ake ciki Ooluwo"? Gyarazama Ooluwo yayi yace "inaso duk wasu tsaro dakasa na tsare yaron nan kacire su kabarshi yay rayuwanshi wanan shine abuna farko, mafarkin dakayi rokonka yake karage takuramai kabarshi yafita yay abokanai kakuma dena kallonshi as yaro" ajiyan zuciya Sarki dakowa ma na falon ya sauke, da sauri Mum tace "zancen destiny fa" buga cowries dinshi yayi akasa yace "wanan batun da shaidan nai magana direct yakuma bayyana agabana ya sanardani koshi baida masaniya akan abinda zai faru, kaddararra ce dole zata faru, kawai mu zuba idanu mugani koma ya ake ciki kunada ni sanan bazan hutaba, inaso kuciga sadaka da bakaken bunsurai, muna jiran koma menene, nabarku lpy" yatashi yafita, Mum ta sauke ijiyan zuciya tace "thank you Allah, my son is fine, yau wlh yafita yaje duk inda zashi, wayan nan security su watse mana daga gida abeg, su tashimin daga gaban dakin d'ana ya tsani ganinsu, lemme go and see my beautiful Tobi" ta tatshi tafita da saurinta, Dad ya kalli Otun yace "ka sallami guards din, just a week break sudawo,_ in as much as destiny bai bayyana ba bazan gaji da tsare d'ana ba, yanzu dai let's allow him to enjoy", gyadamai kai Otun yayi yatashi yafita.
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Shiga flat dinshi Maman shi tayi tana tafiya ahankali ganin baya kasa yasa tai sama, ahankali tabude kofar dakin bedroom dinshi tana Tobi Tobi, but shiru baya ciki bayi tabude baya ciki tabude closet dinshima bayanan hakan yasa ta sauko kasa bayan ta duba sauran dakunan, ta shiga kitchen dinshi tabude kofar wajen daya sadata dawani hadadden garden mai kyan gaske, hangoshi tayi zaune kan wani stool mai kyau ga wani katon whiteboard agabanshi, kunnenshi sanye da head phone hannunshi rikeda paint brush yana zanen wani hadadden lion kato, tsayawa Maman shi tayi abayanshi takai hannayenta tana wasa da kitson kanshi tace "wowww, this looks son, My artist" dan dagokanshi yayi yajuyo ganin Mamanshi ce yasa ya zare headphone din daga kunnenshi yajuyo yacigaba da zanenshi sanan yace "Mum" kujeran dake wajen ta dauko ta ijiye kusadashi ta zauna tareda dafa kafadarshi ahankali tace "OluwaTobi kayakuri kaji, I am still begging you nasan bamu kyauta maka ba but look at this from our perspective okay, we are doing everything to protect you My Love" taidan jim ganin ko kallonta bayayi aikinshi yakeyi abinshi yasa tace "guess what I come to tell you that an kada securities dinan sun tafi, my son is now free, u can go duk inda zaka kaji OluwaTobi" tunda tafara maganan ya tsaida zanen dayakeyi saida tagama tass sanan yajuyo ya kalleta irin juyowan nan na neman assurance, gyadamai kai tayi hakan yasa yadan saki murmushi, rungumoshi jikinta tayi sosai tace "I love you Son sosai, I will do anything in my power to give you wat you want kaji" gyadamata kai yayi ahankali tareda sakin murmushi kadan, tace "nakira Ayoka tazo kufita tare" batarai yayi yace "no" shiru tayi kaman tana kokarin tuno wani abu saikuma ahankali tace "Tobi kaga irin maganganun dana fadama yarinyar nan kuwa ranan kafin tahakura, I told her to calm down tagama service tukunna kafinma tafara maganan wani soyayya dakai" tabe baki yayi yace "Mum I am not interested in Ayoka period, I took her as a sister, and now data kaucema layi I don't even want her close to me ban iya yaudara ba, ban iya raising hope na mace up ba" ajiyan zuciya Mum ta sauke sai kawai ta tashi dukowa tayi ta manna mai kiss a kumatu tace "I love you son" ahankali yace "love you too Mum" wucewa tayi tafita shikuma ahankali yasaki murmushi sai kawai ya cillar da brush din yatashi dagakan kujeran yawuce sama wanka yayi yashiga closet dinshi ya shirya tsaf yana mamakin ya akayi boy baizo aiki ba yau, ko ansashi wani abune, jeans da riga yasaka na gucci masu color brown and white, yadauki p-cap yasa white yasa, slippers din maza ya saka na Prada white shima ya daura agogon hublot a hannunshi sanan yabude wani drawer a closet dinshi dake dauke da keys din motoci kusan 12, key wata hot range rover yadauka da wallet dinshi yafito yana baza uban kamshi, Taye da fitowanta kenan tana sanye da jeans da riga masu kyau tai murmushi tace "we are officially free" hararanta yayi, da sauri tace "Tobi please go with me am bored" hararanta yasake yi, cikeda lallashi tace "please nowwww munfa shirya fa, am sorry for everything kaji little brother" motarshi da kullum sai awanke yayi fara kal, yabude batare daya kalli su guards din dake kokarin budemai ba yatada motar kana ganinshi kaga dan mai kudi asalin definition of yoruba demon ajebota, jan motan yayi da hannu daya dayan hannu kuma yana saka dark shade yaja motan yafice batare daya kalli su Dad dake gaban fada atsaitsaye ba babanshi yabishi da kallo yana addu'a.
Wani babban saloon yaje akamai gyaran fuska aka gyaramai gashin kanshi aka mai wani sabon style bobmarley dayama bakar fuskanshi masifar kyau, sanan yafito yatafi wani beauty spa skin 101 all this are abubuwa da he can order azo amai agida but shi yafiso yaje komi yayi da kanshi.
Facials akamai hadaden gaske, face treatment, akamai lip therapy, lips dinshi suka kara so pinkish dakuma taushi, sanan akamai pedicure da manicure kumbanshi sukai kyau sukai haske, saiyay topping komi with a deep tissue massage dakuma sound deep sleep na two hours!!! That's how the rich roll fa, Allah kamana arziki.
Saida ya farka sanan ya shiga bathroom yay hot bath yanajin dadin jikinshi sosai sanan yasaka kayanshi yafito yatafi sai godiya sukemai, awani masallaci ya tsaya yay alwala yay sallan azahar da la'asar wuraren biyar na yamma saikuma ya shiga mota wani boutique yagani dayaga an rubuta the Teens hakanan yaji Boy yafadomai arai hakan yasa ya gangara yay parking ya shiga, hadaddun kuya masu kyau yasiyama yaron dahar cikin ranshi yakeso, yaron nada hankali even at his young age, and he always takes care of him, yasaimai takalma da sneakers masu tsada yafito aka samai komi a mota sanan yatafi stadium zaije kallon kwallo, saida ya tsaya a hanya awani masallaci yay alwala ya shiga jam'i sukai sallan magrib sanan yafito ya shiga motarshi yahau kan titi, yana tafiya ya hango wani mutum yana sanye da suit da wasu textbooks manya guda biyu a hannunshi, saikuma jaka abayanshi daya rataya yana kokarin tsallaka titi, from no where saiga wasu thugs guda uku lagos boys sunzo sun bangajeshi sun fizge jakan harda textbooks dinma yafadi akasa dan kokadan bai ankara dasu ba, da sauri Tobi ya gangara yay parking a gefe sanan yasauko daga motar yataho da sauri yadagashi ahankali yace "sorry" ahankali yatashi yana gyaran white glasses din idanunshi ya kalli Tobi yasaki murmushi yace "thank you" tareda waigawa yana kallon hanya ganin ko alamunsu baigani ba, ahankali Tobi yace "do you need your things back"? Da sauri ya kalli Tobi yace "yes please all my whole career is in that bag pack, I came to lagos for now exam dazanyi for one week gobe zamu fara niba dan nan bane" yamai magana shima da turenci, Tobi ya kalleshi daga sama har kasa he looks damn neat amman kallo daya yamai yasan badan garin nan bane yace "can you fight" da sauri guy din yace "fight"? Dan ware manyan idanunshi Tobi yayi yace "don't you want your things back"? Da sauri yace "oh I want" ahankali Tobi kaman wanda baison yin magana yace "then gather your strength and techniques dinka na kaucema harin wuka, let's go" Tobi yay hanyar motarshi bin Tobi yayi da kallo danjim yayi baisan mesaba saikuma yaji he trust d guy hakan yasa yabishi ya shiga gaban da Tobi yabude mai ya zauna tareda rufo kofan Tobi kuma ya kunna motan yana murmushi, da sauri mutumin dake kallonshi yace "kasan inda sukene"? Kallo daya Tobi yamai ya dauke kai yace "I was born in lagos anan nan girma, I told you kawai shirya, zamuyi mini wrestling yanzun nan" yaja motar dawani irin gudu dayasa da sauri mutumin yaja seat belt ya daura. Wani anguwa yaga sun shiga da local street ghetto Boys suka cika ko'ina, parking sukayi agaban wani uncompleted building sanan Tobi ya kalleshi yace "ready"? Gyadamai mai kai yayi, hakan yasa Tobi yabude motan ya sauka shima ya sauko suka shiga cikin gidan atare, daidai sun tarar dawasu gang da sunkai su kusan 25 yara haka dabazasu wuce 20 zuwa 25yrs ba, ga jakan shi dakomi a jakan akasa sun zaxzage, ga kudi ga textbooks dinshi da credentials, suna ganin su Tobi duk suka mike tsaye suka cicciro wukake da sauri mutumin ya shige bayan Tobi dan kallonshi Tobi yayi yay murmushi sanan ya kalli wanda yaga shine Ogan su danshi ke rikeda laptop din yace "Hey Bro we came for that bagpack and everything naciki, kindly give it back ba fada mukazo ba ko hayaniya" tashi Ogan yayi cikin harshen yarbanci yace "kaci haukace ko bakason ranka ne dakazo nan inda bazaku fita rayeba" dan murmushi Tobi yayi yana jujjuya wuyanshi irin yana shirin fadan nan da turenci yace "I think you are the one that wants to die dakuka mana sata" da sauri Ogan ya kalli yaran yace "kukai mazan nan lahira" hannun riga Tobi ya tattare yace "get ready my man and now the fun begins" yay maganan daidai yaran sun taho kasu da wukake hakan yasa dayan mutumin ya manne bayanshi dana Tobi sosai jikinshi na rawa baisaba ganin wuka haka ba koyan daba, kwashe su Tobi ya shiga yi da nushi daya yana protecting mutumin dayaga baida karfi a tsorace yake yace "Hy Man be attacking bayan kunnensu ko balls dinsu" jin haka yasa wanda yakawo mai wuka zai chakamai ya kauce da sauri yawani irin tsugunna yakaimai naushi mai kyau a gwailo yaron ya zube agefen Tobi, washe baki Tobi yayi kaman yanda shima mutumin ya washe baki yana kallonshi Tobi yace "that's a beautiful hit my man" daidai nan yaga wani yaro yataho da wuka zai lumama mutumin dawani irin sauri yasa hannu ya fizgo mutumin bayanshi sanan yay wani irin tsalle ya daki habar yaron da takalmin shi yaron ya zube akasa, cikin minti dabasufi goma ba suka barar da yaran dukansu akasa harda Ogan wanda yawanci Tobi ne yay aikin, sanan Tobi ya kashe komi nashi yakawo mai yabashi inda yake tsaye yana kallon yaran dake ihu akasa, daidai lokacin wasu gang din suka shigo ciki wani kallo Tobi yama mutumin sanan da idanu yamai alamu now is time to run sanan suka arce aguje gang din na binsu, saida sukai zagaye dasu awajen sanan suka fice Tobi yabude mota dagudu shima mutumin ya zagaya ya shige daidai gang din sun fito Tobi yaja motar da gudu suka biyosu suna jifa Tobi yahau dariya sosai dariyan dabaitaba yin irinshi ba yanaganin shima haka mutumin sukahau dariya harda tafi suna waigen yanda Gang din har lokacin ke binsu suna gudu har suka musu nisa sosai sanan suka tsaya, su Tobi na kallonsu ta glass din gefen mota suna dariya, mutumin yace "ohh that was fun" gyadakai Tobi yayi yana murmushi yana tuki yace "I told yhaaa" saikuma ya yatsine fuska tareda cije lips sosai da sauri mutumin ya kalleshi ta gefen cikinshi ne yaga jini ta farin rigan jikinshi hakan yasa da sauri yace "stop the car" dan kallonshi Tobi yayi yana tukin. "stop the car" yafada sounding serious hakan yasa Tobi ya gangara gefen hanya yay parking yakeshe motan yace "what you are not expecting me to drop u a middle of road haka azo wanan karan gabaki dayama adaukeka" riganshi yaga mutumin yadaga hakan yasa ya kalleshi saikuma ya kalli abinda yake kallo, ashe zafin dayaji dazu na yanka ne, an yankeshi agefen ciki yana jini sosai, da sauri mutumin ya daura hannunshi akan wajen ajiyan zuciya yayi yace "thank God is not a deep cut" saikuma yasaka hannunshi a aljihu yaciro wani clean handky mai kyau fari yadaura awajen yace "put your hand on it will stop the bleeding give me the key, lemme drive" kallonshi Tobi yayi hakan yasa ahankali yace "please you helped me so lemme help u too" bashi key yayi sanan yasauko ya xaga shima ya zaga suka shima, mutimin yaja motan, yatsine fuska Tobi yayi dan sai yanzu yafarajin zafi saidai ajiyan zuciya kawai yake yana lumshe ido, hakan yasa mutumin yakara gudu, agaban wani pharmacy ya tsaya ya kashe motan yafito da sauri ya shiga ciki abubuwa ya siyo dayawa sanan yafito yazo ta side din da Tobi yake xaune ya kunna wutar motan yace "I am so sorry" sanan yadaga riganshi yadau auduga da spirit yashiga wanke wajen yatsine fuska Tobi yayi kaman xaiyi kuka hakan yasa mutumin yace "sorry" saida yagama gyaramai sanan yasamai bandeji, saikuma Tobi yaga yana zuko allura a syringe da sauri Tobi yakoma baya yace "you are not putting that in me right" murmushi yayi yace "don't tell me ka iya fada but kana tsoron allura" dan murmushi Tobi yayi yana kokarin ya basar amman yama kasa magana hakan yasa ahankali mutumin yace "please kabari namaka a hannu zanma, na tetanus ne, kaga da wuka aka yankaka we need to do this, please friend" friend daya fadi yasada sauri Tobi ya kalleshi gyadamai kai yayi hakan yasa ahankali yamikamai hannun, alluran yamai ahankali saikuma yaciro ya kalli Tobi daya kulle ido yace "done" bude ido Tobi yayi ya kalleshi ganin da gaske sun gama, sanan yabashi magunguna yace "take this idan kakai gida, muje yanzu kamin kwataccen gidanku" yakoma wajen tuki, ahankali Tobi yace "I can drive u don't have to do this" da sauri yace "oh yes I have too, at least that's the least I can do for the man that saved my life" shiru Tobi yayi yaja motar suka shiga hanya sanan ahankali mutumin yace "I am a Dr, I came for wani exam ne, I am hausa from kano, my name is Imam" dan murmushi Tobi yayi ahankali yace "nice name Dr" saikuma ahankali yace "inada two degrees nayi art, sanan kuma na karanci accounting, i am OluwaTobi Tajudeen, yoruba born and brought up here at lag" murmushi Dr Imam yayi yace "you are really a nice guy Tobi thank u".
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